Mycrofts tiny smug shffle
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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
mom: dinners ready
what do you mean this didn’t happen
Next week: Jack Crawford arrests himself on suspicion of being the Chesapeake Ripper
OH GOOD JESUS THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
Guys, I just realized.
We all know The Doctor never wanted to make Amelia Pond wait 12 years for him to return and then another 2 years for him to take her into space and time. For some reason he was late both times.
The first time presumably did involve time travel since he told Amelia he would be back in five minutes. But somehow he ended up twelve years late, and when he got back Amy had just started dating Rory. The second picture had just happened.
The second time shouldn’t have involved time travel at all; he was just flying around the moon. Yet somehow he came back two years late and Amy and Rory were about to get married.
If The Doctor had only been five minutes, Amelia would have gone with him as a child and never even dated Rory. Melody Pond - child of the TARDIS - would never have been born. The TARDIS made Amy wait so that River Song could exist.
It’s not just that. The TARDIS has taken the Doctor pretty much everywhere he was NEEDED even if he wanted to go someplace else, she always took him to a time when he was needed by the people there.
The TARDIS turned the Doctor into a hero.
Doctor Who isn’t about the heroic Time Lord and his TARDIS. It’s about the heroic TARDIS and her Time Lord.
In a way the TARDIS created a wife for him. Oh she is such the romantic ;)
Oh my god that is the cutest thing ever