lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now


exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 


oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

fadedtracksinthesnow:

zankiefreak88:

PREACH IT KEKE

she’s amazing. i needed this tonight!


theclearlydope:

This is all I needed to see. I can go back to bed now.
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theclearlydope:

This is all I needed to see. I can go back to bed now.

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15 favorite quotes that didn’t make it into the movies




Oh River, River, River…more than a friend I think 


unfollowfriday:

unfollowfriday:


Clara Oswald + s7[53/?]



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assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right